Clearly, we have learned a lot [more] in 2007

 

…Anything that is broken or cannot be used in a beach house CAN be brought upstate.

…In theory, it would be nice to “beat up” girlfriends of men we like.

…It is advised that the men of OB remain silent when masturbating in the house shower.

…It is inappropriate for a housemate to masturbate to the site of another housemate’s nipple exposure!

…Just because he offers you a heater in early season, doesn’t mean you’ll sleep with him.

…Similarly, just because he wants to be your lobster, doesn’t mean you’ll blow him!

…Sexually speaking, getting a Brazilian does not guarantee a good weekend.

…It is possible to be too HOT for HOT guys.

…Men who wear white inappropriate European speedos and half-date women with small white dogs shouldn't own houses with their half-x, unless that woman is going to be the nanny and housekeeper for the baby that he fathers with a woman who isn't even interested in him on the one night that he considers himself single!

…Stating, “I’m just happy” will explain it all.

…“Spiedles” is the act of having to stop playing beatles music and leave the Albatross at the same time.

…Don’t mearg mini shorwts.

…Sometimes, you can get ‘stuck on pussy.’

…You can call your friend by the name Lisa Schwartz if she is being a bitch.

…If your friend is whining you can offer to call him/her a Waaambulance or get him/her a Waaampon.

…International sex can be had in OB.

…It is wrong to wear an inappropriate European bathingsuit, even on the beach at Corneille.

…We have found JDILFS and FWILFS on the beach at Corneille.

…Drunk guys can get girlfriends.

…You can’t have a blow-off competition at the Albatross.

…You can contract GPS in OB.

…Even if you weren’t going to tell anybody, you have to tell somebody!

…Dead man’s curve is the site of many Falls!

…It is possible to be on your 801st margarita!

…It is likely to see men with their shirts off on the dance floor at Maguire’s at 3:58AM.

…You no longer need to have a baby to get a seat on the couch!

…It is still “All Fucked Up!!”